Daddy Dressed Me Today

It's a cold, rainy day here in Kansas City, so when I asked Ed to dress Jonas, I thought I was being helpful by providing with the appropriate outfit. I didn't think it merited an explanation, but alas, I was wrong.

Here's how Jonas looked when Ed left for work:


Notice the front snaps. His shirt is splayed open like some 70's porn star. These snaps belong in the back, of course. This would be obvious to most people for many reasons. Like the tag inside. On the medallion on the back:


Rather than trying to undress and redress him completely, I tried snapping the front closed. Maybe that would work. Nope. This is what I got:

Hmmmm. Maybe a bit too 007. "My name is Vogt. Jonas Vogt."

Yes, I had to do it. I undressed and re-dressed him.